Awesome Awesomeness.

Yeah, just... yeah. Just read it.

http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/gossip.html

The best I ever heard was "I've got no respect for her. She's a silly pig."

But I only had a semestre's worth of experience to draw on...

Halloween...

I know it's out of season, but I'm adding this picture in honor of Claudia. She was my suite mate, and now she has gone to England to be with her own red-headed, skinny version of Ron Weasely (or Mr. Bingly, although she strongly refutes this). I will miss her terribly.

Three things to note:
1) In case you can't deduce for yourself, we are, from left to right, Audrey Hepburn, Pocahontas, a butterfly, and... um... I'm not sure. I think I was going for Roman goddess... (looks sheepish). So yeah, that's Sarah, Carolina, Claudia and yours truly.
2) That is koolaid in my hand, I swear. Koolaid.
3) I had to stand far away from Claudia because she was deadly with those wings, and the tips were right at eye-level. Seriously. We went to a club afterwards, and she kept whapping people over the head with them. If she wasn't so cute, somebody would have kicked her ass... But she was, so in Claudia's own immortal words, "It's all good!!"

I'm gonna miss you, hoochie!

Tagged by Star...

Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yours" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ/blog/xanga entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names.

My five weird habits (only five?) are as follows:

1. I eat my M&Ms (and Skittles) in a specific order. I pour some into my hand, and eat so that I'm evening them out - so that there is the same number left of each color. Then I eat one from each color in the order of the rainbow until they're all gone.

2. I hate cutting birthday cake. Don't ask me why. (Is that a habit or a preference?)

3. I keep greeting cards for months, sometimes years, before I can bring myself to throw them away. Sometimes I don't throw them away at all... they're in a box under my bed.

4. I brush my teeth in the shower. In fact, I keep two toothbrushes, one for the sink and one for the shower. I've been told this is weird. I don't know. It saves time, anyway.

5. I whistle loudly if I'm walking and the weather's nice. Usually George Winston arrangements...

Now I tag:
Tegan, Katrina, asciiskull, Kate, and Dan-man

Mwahahahahhahaa! Confrom! CONFORM to the online silliness!!!

It's that time of year again... It's an Asian-American lit paper, not African lit, but the principle's the same. What else should I be doing now, with an 8-page paper due in eleven hours, but updating my blog?! Jing Jing from class has this to say about said paper in her away message:

"my perfect excuse: I'm a model minority, you can't fail me!"

So am I! So that solves all my problems. Forget the paper. I'm going to go get a good night's sleep now.

Ehe, just kidding... I am now almost completely overwhelmed with guilt. Okay, I give in! I'll do it! I'll write your stinking paper. Stupid oppressive educational system. Grumble grumble.

Confession:

Appalling Hollywood-ization of the ending notwithstanding, I have been to see Pride and Prejudice 3 times. And that's not even what I'm confessing... I am forced to admit that, given the opportunity, I would go see it even again.

Ah, Mr. Darcy, soon we will be together! Soon.