It's that time of year again... It's an Asian-American lit paper, not African lit, but the principle's the same. What else should I be doing now, with an 8-page paper due in eleven hours, but updating my blog?! Jing Jing from class has this to say about said paper in her away message:

"my perfect excuse: I'm a model minority, you can't fail me!"

So am I! So that solves all my problems. Forget the paper. I'm going to go get a good night's sleep now.

Ehe, just kidding... I am now almost completely overwhelmed with guilt. Okay, I give in! I'll do it! I'll write your stinking paper. Stupid oppressive educational system. Grumble grumble.